My Owner looked around the cruise ship the second week in January and realized that most of the college kids were getting ready to go back to school or were already there. Her son, 20 and his friend were going to have trouble finding anyone their age to hang out with.

"Okay guys, I'm looking around the ship" MO said at dinner, "and I'm noticing the lack of a certain demographic."

Son's Friend: "There's always the crew. All you have to know is what time she gets off."

It's gonna be a fun week, MO thought.

Now the thing about drinking in someplace like Mexico is that unlike in the U.S. no bartender is ever going to cut you off. No one is going to be responsible.